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Official Kilt Inspector Baseball Cap - Navy
Official Kilt Inspector Baseball Cap - Navy
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East coast USA is expecting a significant increase in Hot-Scot, kilt-related activity this summer, and qualified field officers are urgently required.
This Snapback Baseball Cap is issued to volunteers prepared to assist with routine inspections, unexpected bagpipe incidents and elevated levels of tartan activity.
Perfect for match days, fan zones, bars, watch parties and anyone committed to maintaining the highest possible standards of kilt quality control.
Field Officer responsibilities may include:
- Posing for selfies with suspiciously under-dressed Scottish supporters
- Responding to unexpected bagpipe activity
- Verifying tartan compliance
- Assessing unusually high levels of calf exposure
- Carrying out routine True Scotsman inspections when required
No previous experience necessary. Enthusiasm essential.
Wear it in Boston, Miami or wherever Scotland supporters are gathering this summer.
This structured snapback brings clean, confident style to everyday wear. Its high-profile, six-panel crown gives a bold silhouette while the embroidered front adds subtle texture and character. The grey undervisor and matching embroidered eyelets keep the look refined, and the adjustable snap closure lets you dial in a comfortable fit for head sizes 22"–24". Built from a warm acrylic-wool blend, it feels sturdy and holds its shape season after season.
Product features
- Adjustable plastic snap closure for a secure fit (22"–24" head circumference)
- Structured six-panel, high-profile design with sewn eyelets
- 85% acrylic / 15% wool blend for shape retention and warmth
- Grey undervisor and matching embroidered eyelets for a refined look
- One size; blank product sourced from China
Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

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