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Official Kilt Inspector T-Shirt
Official Kilt Inspector T-Shirt
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East coast USA is expecting a significant increase in Hot-Scot, kilt-related activity this summer, and qualified field officers are urgently required.
Featuring the official KIU — Kilt Inspection Unit badge, this T-shirt is issued to volunteers prepared to assist with routine inspections, unexpected bagpipe incidents and elevated levels of tartan activity.
Perfect for match days, fan zones, bars, watch parties and anyone committed to maintaining the highest possible standards of kilt quality control.
Field Officer responsibilities may include:
- Posing for selfies with suspiciously under-dressed Scottish supporters
- Responding to unexpected bagpipe activity
- Verifying tartan compliance
- Assessing unusually high levels of calf exposure
- Carrying out routine True Scotsman inspections when required
No previous experience necessary. Enthusiasm essential.
Wear it in Boston, Miami or wherever Scotland supporters are gathering this summer.
The woman's softstyle tee is a more feminine take on the classic tee. The sleeves are shortened to reveal some shoulder. The fabric is 100% ringspun cotton for all solid colors. The shoulders are taped with twill to prolong durability. The collar seam is reinforced with ribbed knitting.
.: 100% ringspun cotton
.: Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
.: Semi-fitted
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size

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All our products are printed to order in the United States before being shipped directly to you. Most orders will be delivered within 4 to 7 working days.*